GAME REVIEW: 5 Min to Kill Yourself (Airport Edition)
Title: 5 Min to Kill Yourself (Airport Edition)
From: http://www.bubblebox.com/
Price: Your life… I mean, it’s free
The airport is not an ideal place to commit suicide. The San Francisco Bridge or the Aokigahara Forest in Mt. Fuji are the best, most effective venues if you’re after a quick, silent death. However, Bubblebox and its unique free-to-play Facebook game entitled 5 Min to Kill Yourself (Airport Edition) presents you with a series of pain-causing ideas that you can inflict to yourself when going overseas for some important business trip.
5 Min to Kill Yourself is simple, so simple that you only have five minutes to do everything, which include setting yourself on fire or getting squashed by two fat people hugging in a public, kid-friendly establishment. The game is self-explanatory as it is: explore and interact with hazardous materials placed in conspicuous landscapes of the airport and achieve your objective of committing suicide.
5 Min to Kill Yourself is an unusual piece of casual entertainment that lets you either relieve stress or gain insights on how to stir a commotion in airports for publicity, or a miserable death. 5 Min to Kill Yourself (Airport Edition) is available on http://www.bubblebox.com/. Happy bludgeoning!
Rating: Five blood splatters out of five…